Hawaiian chili peppers, vibrant beacons dangling slyly,
Scarlet sparklers going off across the tree,
Beckoning the unsuspecting worshiper of pungent,
Tough chili girl, you ate four times as much as me;
Smoke blew from your ears, as flames exploded through your twitching nose,
Like a pretty dragon, calmly breathing fire,
Graceful, poised, and acquiescent, having shared your life with spicy,
Tough chili girl, the warrior queen of my desire;
After you ate four I finished one, having split mine into pieces,
As my face turned red and melted into sweat,
Like a hydrant to subdue the flames, spreading fast across my lips and tongue,
Tough chili girl, it didn’t even phase you yet;
Your eyes began to smile at mine, you chuckled sweetly, softly,
As the corners of your mouth rose up to sing,
I’m panting, choking, gasping; while you’re struggling to contain your mirth,
Tough chili girl; surprise, delight, and joy you bring;
Hawaiian chili peppers, vibrant beacons dangling slyly,
Scarlet sparklers going off across the tree,
Beckoning the unsuspecting worshiper of pungent,
Tough chili girl, you ate four times as much as me,
Tough chili girl, you ate four times as much as me.
