It’s the beauty of the future, it replaces showers, makeup, wax,
Facial cleansers, masks, and even brushing teeth,
Revolutionizing pretty, in a cone-shaped preparation,
Just stick it up your ass, and then voila from underneath;
No shit Sweet Girl I kid you not, it’s the one-stop-shop for gorgeous,
Covering up your cellulited hips and thighs,
Taking care of greenish scum and slime, of your sagging breasts and booty,
Just stick it up your ass, you’ll be the candy for their eyes;
Before your hands insert it, or your boy helps really stick it in,
You must select from all the options on the screen,
“VS Model,” “Purring Princess,” “Sexy Wife,” or “Country Angel Girl,”
Just stick it up your ass, and then you’ll see just what I mean;
That it’s the latest, greatest, coolest thing, that it will save you time and money,
That it will change your fucking life and rule your dreams,
That with a stylish choice and playful shove, you will become petunia perfect,
Just stick it up your ass, this Mary Kay butt Magic cream;
It’s the beauty of the future, it replaces showers, makeup, wax,
Facial cleansers, masks, and even brushing teeth,
Revolutionizing pretty, in a cone-shaped preparation,
Just stick it up your ass, and then voila from underneath,
Just stick it up your ass, and then voila from underneath.
